I call do-over on today.
I went to give my son his bottle and apparently I hadn't screwed the lid on so the entire thing poured all. over. him. You should have seen his terrified face as I'm frantically trying to rescue him from a puddle of formula.
I get him undressed and realize it has gone all over the blanket under him and onto the carpet (at my parents house). I quickly grab the blanket spilling the remainder of the formula all over another part of the carpet.
Meanwhile his brother is screaming in the next room, wanting to eat. Finally I get them situated with bottles and throw the blankets/clothes into the washer.
I think I'm all done and then realize I'm missing the lid/nipple to the bottle. I proceed to go fishing in the washer for missing lid while drenching myself and the laundry room floor.
Umm. Yeah. Can I go back to bed?
Re: Need a laugh?
::grabs babes and diaper bag::
Here you go.
We'll be back later.
This is legal advice. Circa 2011