OMG

Young_Love

Someone just farted in here again. WTF is going on?!? This has never happened before.

weemz

[snickering]

Wan-naBe

i would seriously not be able to keep a straight face.

pinkybooklover09

I have nothing constructive to offer other than adolescent snorting laughter.

ajones1

Really though, how are you not in hysterics right now?

jaymewilson12

Some peeps had the cafeteria burritos for lunch?  HAHAHAH.  How are you not dying and trying to call people out?

This is probably why I wouldn't be a good high school teacher.  I totally try to find the culprit.  LOL

casncort

Is this a different period? I still wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.

Young_Love

casncort:

Is this a different period? I still wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.

Yeah, different period. I guess it's just a trend.

augs06

try putting out a candy dish of beano on your desk next week.  see if you get any takers.   

10YearsTogether

I hope you have windows open. 

zeesbride

Maybe they are playing a joke on you....like, they are seeing how many ppl can fart in your classroom before you acknowledge it...lol

JD 2 B

zeesbride:

Maybe they are playing a joke on you....like, they are seeing how many ppl can fart in your classroom before you acknowledge it...lol

LOL How did we not think of/do this in HS? 

ssinca

an "f bomb" is way better than sharting, no?

Young_Love

10YearsTogether:

I hope you have windows open. 

My room has no windows. And it already smelled bad in here because of the rain yesterday, since my room leaks like a mofo. I had a missing cieling panel and it was leaking dirty insulation water all over my kids. Then it soaked into the carpet and smelled lovely in here this morning. So, lucklily (?) I can't smell the farters.

Nessdogg

I'm sorry. When it comes to farts I become a snickering child. ;)I'd say if someone farts in a different period than the first two then there is a conspiracy going on.

weemz

Are you positive that they're real farts?

I make really good fart sounds with my hands.  Remind me to demonstrate next time you see me in person.