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Lets have some fun!
Its so dead in here lately, especially this week.. 
We need something to liven this place up... sooo.....
Share your most embarrassing story! Hehehe]
I'll go first!
I had just returned back to college from Christmas break and we were all watching the superbowel in one of our guy friends dorm room. There was a ton of us packed into this dorm room. But it was really fun and loud! One of the guys was on the football team and he somehow had stolen one of those big thermos things that would be filled with gatorade at a game. He made an alcoholic punch and put it in this thermos and we were all drinking that while we watched the game. Well... for some reason my stomach just wasn't agreeing with this punch, but I kept drinking it anyways. I was lounging on a fouton with everyone else when all of a sudden I felt like I was going to vomit right then and there. I had to climb over a million people to get of the room and right when I opened the door to the hallway I puked everywhere and right infront of this guy I really liked! Since it was only a male dorm, I was ushered into the guys bathroom incase I had to puke again, which I did. Thank god there were not any RA's around! I had puked all over my shoes, and jeans and had to walk back to my dorm to change. I was so embarrassed to go back and watch the game with everyone that I just stayed in my room for the rest of the night! I was so upset because I really wanted to spend time with the guy I had a crush on!! 
Re: Lets have some fun!
OUCH, that's a bad one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, so I have two. I'll share 'em both for your amusement.
To make a very long story short, in the 6th grade I was at "nature's classroom" on the cape. There were three schools there (hundreds of kids), and we were all at the beach, and headed for a play on the last night of camp. While walking to the play, I had to go the bathroom REALLY bad and was struggling to hold it in. I didn't realize I was "leaking" until a kid screamed "HEY EVERYONE, ANGELA PEED HER PANTS!!". So my teacher hurried me back to the bunks so I could change. I arrived at the play late. When I walked into the hall, several hundred kids were all laughing and cheering. I'll never forget it.
And here's the one to top all embarassing stories...
My (then) boyfriend and I were supposed to join a bunch of his family members at the restaurant around the corner from his house for the usual sunday breakfast. We told his dad we'd walk down there in a little bit. Well one thing led to another, and we started fooling around. Knowing we were alone, we didn't hold back (if ya know what I mean). Well as I was about to get there (eh hem) I heard from the other side of the door "Kevin, would you hurry up and give Angela an orgasm? We're all hungry!" OMG, that had to be the longest meal of my life.
The only one that comes to mind was brought back into my memory after reading Angela's post...
I was an assistant to the school nurse on campus(college) and did lots of paperwork after hours and they allowed me to do my homework when I was done to earn my hours since my schedule didn't allow me to work much during the day...so I would usually have my friend come with me so I wouldn't get creeped out all alone. Well one night we got to laughing so frigin hard about something and I peed my pants right there in the nurses chair! OMFG I though I would die! I frantically scrubbed the chair with soap and water and we left early...we still laugh about it to this day! How embarrassing!?
You're going to make me humiliate myself again???? Oh well, most of you have already hear this one but it never fails to get a chuckle out of those who haven't, so I'll tell it again.....
When I was a senior in HS, I worked at the Bradlees in Plaistow (now Kohls) on Rte 125 at the customer service desk. We frequently had lost children in the store so it wasn't unusual for someone to ask to have a parent paged when a lost child was found so that he/she could be reunited with the mom.
This night, a kid who worked in the toy department came up to the desk and asked me if I could page a mom to come to the toy department to meet her child. My announcement over the intercom went something like this......
"Attention Bradlees shoppers, we have a lost boy in the toy department. Would Connie Lingus please go to the toy department to locate your son?"
I hadn't even hung up the phone when another line was ringing. It was the security officer asking me to please come back to his office where he proceeded to uncomfortably explain to me exactly what I had said....... I have never before or since in all my life felt such humiliation!!!
The kid that worked in toys was fired over that one, btw. Luckily, the security officer knew me well enough that he knew I could not have possibly known what I was saying because I wouldn't be the type to make an announcement like that on purpose!
Okay, so, apparently I'm a bit sheltered because I have no idea what Laura is talking about.
My most embarrasing moment...hmm. Well when I was a freshman? I think? in high school, I was sitting in the cafeteria at lunch and my friends on either side of me were trying to talk but I was in the way. Finally I got sick of the back and forth, grabbed the table and leaned back so they could talk. Unfortunately, my grip slipped and I went flying. Right off the back of the bench...wearing a skirt. I landed right in front of the guy I had a crush on. Great... Oh well, I'm over it.
Connie Lingus ---- Cunilingus (oral) wikipedia it. <Grin>
Actually, Laura's story made me cry laughing the first time I read it maybe last year.
I was like 10 or 12 ....old enough for this to not be a normal occurrence...
Mom picked me up from a friends house, I told her I had to go to the bathroom before she left, but she didnt like my friends mom and didnt want to have to talk to her so she said wait till we get home (few mins away). But, on her way home she had to stop a few times. I kept telling her I really had to go. 20-30 mins later, we got home and Im waiting for her to stop fidgeting with her bags and get her keys out and open up the door. The door opened, the dog jumped on me, and I peed myself.
Chefsarah - You just made me feel a ton better because you didn't get it so thank you! That day, I felt like I was the only one in the world who didn't know what it meant.......it's not like it is the common slang term that people normally use!
Laura, your story makes me laugh every time!
MOS - how nice to have a parental unit cheering you on towards orgasm. LMFAO! That is *hysterical*
I'm sure I have lots of embarrassing stories but I can't think of a good one right now!
These stories are great!!
Laura- i never get sick of you telling that story! You should make it a summer must tell. It will be the summer version of "The night before Christmas".
"Oh Yeah its summer and Laura's is going to read "Laura's funny adventures at Bradley's!" lol
PS- I would share but honestly I can not think of anything that embarrassed me. I don't really get embarrassed, only for other people. If I can recall one I will post but until then I love reading the stories!