Party question

ChristinS

So I was at a party the other day and I found two hard brown rat turds in the brie.  Should I have said something to the hostess?  What would you do in this situation?

zsazsa-stl

You say "thank you" and eat your brown turds like a good guest.

Mrs.Thistletwat

I personally would have brushed them off on to the hostess' plate. That way she could be embarrassed at her unclean cheese.

Butter Cookie

Are you sure they weren't raisins? You should have tasted them to be sure.

ChristinS

I know for a fact that they were turds.

Butter Cookie

Then I would have announced it loudly, so nobody got sick. Then shamed the hostess into attempted suicide.

AngieP900

At that point I think there is nothing left to do but make stool on the coats.

**O-Face**

Decline all future invitations.  Make Post Haste.

LnR70707

Serve that piece to the hostess. Bonus points if she eats it without noticing.

HappyTummy613

Discreetly serve your portion to the dog, whose palate is already accustomed to turds.