I love The Onion!
Christ Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal to Coach Notre Dame
SOUTH BEND, IN?Jesus Christ, the Son of God, Savior of All Mankind, and current defensive coordinator at Middle Tennessee State, said Monday that He would not accept Notre Dame's 3-year, $5.6 million offer to coach the Fighting Irish. "I love Notre Dame and respect their football legacy, but no matter what you've accomplished before coaching there, once you're a Golden Domer, the expectations, frankly, are unrealistic," said Christ, whose family has been involved with the university since its founding. "I've had people turn on Me before, and it really put Me through hell. But even more importantly, I've made a commitment to stay with the Blue Raiders through 2015." Christ denied asking Notre Dame to remove His likeness from the building overlooking their stadium, saying He liked a good joke as much as anybody.
Re: Jesus turns down Notre Dame coaching job
ha!! I guess that means no one really wants it.
Sam-mommy to Brady 11/6/06 & Riley 4/8/09
lol
Well, since "jesus" (or at least the guy who played him) is a student here, maybe he's up for the job.
This was funny.
But on a more serious note, I'm really interested to see how their meeting with Cincy's coach is gonna go...
I doubt they'd announce it unless it was already locked up. I bet this is just to sign a few things.
We shall see though.
5 cats. 1 baby.