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Kellybeth124

Status update from a "friend":

"Piszd i got fird. Fuuc ihop. Hop3 a b!tch chok3 on fuukin pancak3.. Lok3n @ otha plc3z nw. Ima b alrt3.."

 

It must suck to be fired from any job this close to the holidays but I can't help but giggle at the way this is written.

chrissyvcm

He/she is going to be alert?? alright?? alrighty??

I struggled my way through this one!

Kellybeth124

I'm pretty sure she means that she'll be "alright" but that's just my guess.

samantha7806

priceless.

barbnsteve

Wow.

kjohn149

I get so annoyed when people do this. I would think it takes a lot longer to type this way then it would if you just type normally. ugh.

Savy _05

i really had to struggle to figure out what this said... is it really so hard to type normal? or is it cool to use threes as e's now? i thought the whole screwed up typing was suppose to make it easier to type... but putting 3's in seems more difficult!? and seriously ihop? ha

SBS0628

That hurt my head.

Perhaps if they had learned to spell, they could've retained employment?

luckycooky

Wow.  I wonder how many times orders were made in triplicate because of the 3's.  They must have gone through 3ggs like none other.

LarkNow

luckycooky:

Wow.  I wonder how many times orders were made in triplicate because of the 3's.  They must have gone through 3ggs like none other.

Hilarious! 

 And you see this kind of writing on Lamebook all.the.time.  Maybe I'm too old but I do not get the point.

red daisy

luckycooky:

Wow.  I wonder how many times orders were made in triplicate because of the 3's.  They must have gone through 3ggs like none other.

 ROFL luckycooky

clarisa_b

That took me way too long to read, I just don't get it. I must be too old too.