(mostly). I think my favorite part of the divorce was ex-H calling and begging to get back together. Which is almost weekly now. But this was some extra special douchebaggery:
"Honey, I know I fecked up. Bad. I know. What happened b/t me and (Best Man's wife) was meaningless and a huge mistake. And the rest of them meant nothing. I have no reason. You fulfilled all my needs, but I still felt this need, blah blah blah blah."
Me: "Yeah, ok. Let's just move on, shall we? We've agreed about the dogs, I'm moving on and seeing somebody. I have no intention of getting back together. I'm sorry, but it's just not going to happen. I'd never trust you...Not after everything you've done and all the manipulation."
Him: "Baby (I hate "baby"), I didn't mean to manipulate you. I just didn't realize what I was doing. Please. I just want to be with you."
::Beep::
Him: "Oh can you hang on? I'm getting a call from my boss."
Me: "Yeah sure."
::beep of one of his phone buttons - not the right one!::
Him: "Hey baby, can we make this quick? My ex is on the other line."
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fecking idiot."
/conversation.
Re: So now that it's over...
IF/Baby Blog
2 years, 2 surgeries, 2 clomid fails, 2 IUIs, 1 loss, IVF #1 - 10/25/10 = BFP!
TTC #2 - June: surgery #3, FET #1 w/ Lupron = canceled, poor lining
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I can't wait for the "im getting a divorce" post in 5 years or so because your husbands were fed up with your disgusting chair asses from playing on the knot all day and getting fired 4-5 times for not doing any work. you guys are all winners!! ~ Laur929
I think this falls under the ol' standby:
God Don't Like Ugly.
He is a sad, sad, man. I have a feeling Tiger is having the same convo with his wife right about now.
You're kidding. What an ass.
Crap...I Mean Crafts
Yeah, it made me giggle a lot. I already knew he was seeing someone. Just lying to me about it. So catching him in yet again, another lie was priceless. Especially after the many phone calls and texts to explain to me that he jokingly calls his military boss "baby".
Riiiiight. Y'all, I had no idea I married a tool. My family didn't see it coming either. They all said they thought the guy worshipped the ground I walked on.
Did I mention that Bliz and Mr. Bliz have threatened to end him if they see him around town? I am actually slightly worried about his safety....slightly.
ditto.