Um okay, that's not my name.

PMeg819

I am at Panera eating a late lunch. I gave the guy my name. On the receipt he put down Diane. Yeah, Megan is not Diane.

fishgirl77

They're both five letter names and three letters are the same.  They're practically identical!

Cant_wait!

the lady at jamba juice called me Jessica today. My name sounds nothing like Jessica.

zsazsa-stl

I always spell my name for people because they have no idea what I am saying otherwise.  A guy at Panera once told me that I should spell my name differently, then offered his suggestion.  He said it would be easier on people like him.  

MinM

Now I have this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1c2OfAzDTI

stuck in my head.

TheDuckis

I get called the wrong name all the time, but mine has enough ridiculous variations that it comes with the territory.

Butter Cookie

Cant_wait!:

the lady at jamba juice called me Jessica today. My name sounds nothing like Jessica.

I get called your IRL name all. the. time. By people that know me well. Um. My name is NOT Cant_wait!. My name is Yoshi.