Sorry ladies.....I couldn't hold it in anymore.
DH- I'm so happy you found your ring this week, but if you keep acting like an ass, I'm going to throw it at your head. I especially love the fact that you are eating the cookies I am making for other people (for Christmas gifts) and blame ME for not ever making you cookies. That's bullsh!t and you know it. Oh, and thanks for using the all the eggs for your breakfast, knowing full well that I bought them for baking. And then tell me "I don't want cookies, I want eggs". Umm, then stop eating the mother fvcking cookies if you don't want them.
Co-worker- If you so much as breathe near me tomorrow, I will lose my gd sh!t. You complain all the time that your work is so hard , yet spend 7 of the 8 hours on personal phone calls away from your desk and looking at sports websites. Here's a crazy concept: Maybe if you ACTUALLY work, it won't be that hard because you won't have to cram 8 hours of work into one.
To my clients at work- it's the week before Christmas. If you call me today and tell me you need your freight in China, India, London, Chile, etc. by Christmas, chances are it may not make it to your customer by Christmas. Due to the fact that it's a fvcking holiday, there are a lot of people moving freight and the airlines will be overbooked. Maybe a little planning would have helped. I can only do so much - and no, I cannot call the airline and tell them how urgent your freight is. They don't give a sh!t. And at this point, neither do I.
Re: Because I can't wait for Flameless Friday....
Are you a freight broker? One of my friends does that!
Sorry about all the grumbles, you have a free pass to do you FF a day early!