***Jen0414***

SCMcMahon

I don't know if you've ever listened to talk radio, but there is a "recipe" that has been passed around (and comes very recommended).  You can't use it until after your due date, but I imagine that if you get to that point, and nothing else has worked, it might be worth a try!  Good luck!!!

 

Philips Phile Surefire Birth Recipe

(Directions must be followed exactly)

The pregnant mother MUST be past her due date. The father* of the unborn child MUST purchase a newbox of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese (the original elbows with the powdered cheese in the blue box), and a bottle of A-1 Steak Sauce. The father* MUST make the entire box of Mac. & Cheese while the mom-to-be sits on her fat ass. The mother can add as much or as little (the more, the better) A1 Steak Sauce to the Mac. & Cheese. The mother MUST eat as much of the Mac. & Cheese as she can, preferably the entire box. The proud father* should start packing the bags and warming up the car because mom will be in labor within 24 hours. Send us a picture of the rug-rat. * Note: Any male figure will do if the father is in prison or in the witness protection program. The surefire recipe is guaranteed to work, (at least 9 out of 10 times) And if it doesn't, it means YOU screwed it up!

SCMcMahon

Obviously based on an old-wives tale and not based on any medical research!!  But worth a try!

Emmerjill21

are you near Winter Park...if so, you need to go to the Briar Patch.  They have a salad that comes with a warning for pregnant ladies not eat because it "induces" labor...I am not kidding...

Jen0414

LOL! That is hilarious. Thanks! We always eat Mac and Cheese! : ) I will try it if I get to that point, especially if the dr. talks about inducing at my next appt.  Has it worked on anyone you know?

 Where is this Briar Patch Restaurant? I need to go there next week. : )

SCMcMahon

Jen0414:

LOL! That is hilarious. Thanks! We always eat Mac and Cheese! : ) I will try it if I get to that point, especially if the dr. talks about inducing at my next appt.  Has it worked on anyone you know?

 Where is this Briar Patch Restaurant? I need to go there next week. : )

My cousin (18 years ago) used it when she was 3 days late.  She had the baby that night.   Other than that, I don't know anyone who had to use it.