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Butter Cookie

This is embarassing. I was at a party and someone at the party picked up my phone and started going through the texts. One is from you and says something about the Thistletwat family. He was all, "You know somebody with the last name th...this..stul...twat?"

 

Me: Um. Yes. I do. 

^this was easier than a full explanation. 

katorigasuki

WTF goes through someone's texts? 

but, that is funny.  serves him right.

Butter Cookie

Yea, FI grabbed the phone from him and said, "Dude, you NEVER look through someone's phone. You have no idea what you might find" and hands it back to me. Of course, the most risque thing on my phone is that text, but I guarantee somebody at the party had nudie pics on their phone of their SO.

Mrs.Thistletwat

~dusting off hands~ my work here is done. I have made a stranger uncomfortable with my name