My retardokitty

Butter Cookie

So, I know I've told you guys one of my cats is a little slow. I love him still, and snuggle him as much as possible.

Well, lately he's taken to crawling up and laying on my butt when my alarm goes off. He has a bad habit of moving up and up and up (I think he's secretly trying to smother me to death) and he'll end up between my shoulder blades if I fall back asleep. 

This has been going on for a while. But now as I'm getting up he actually climbs up my back, like a billy goat. As I come to a sitting position he's all perched on my shoulder like I'm a pirate and he's my bird. That cat is not right, but he's a great source of amusement for me, especially in the mornings.

TheDuckis

That's cute.

LnR70707

Aw, Mocha likes to sleep on my chest, but he gets up if I try to because he knows he will get fed.

Butter Cookie

RK can't sleep on my chest, because I shut my eyes, open them, and he's trying to get comfy on my mouth/nose/eyes.

Schmoopita

I have to be careful bending over, I often end up with a cat on my back. A few times I wasn't paying attention and stood up quickly, not realizing Sake was in mid flight. Lots of claws, cuts and bleeding followed.

I'm sure to keep his claws trimmed now so I don't end up a bloody mess. DH jokingly asked me once if I was cheating on him after he saw all the scratches on my back. Yes, that's my fuzzy lovah!

Mrs.Thistletwat

Last night I had to shove my feet under FatCat. It was icy in the bedroom.

He likes to wake me up by sitting on my hair and clawing at my face. Often times he'll stick a claw up my nose. I'd prefer a parrot cat to a shredding cat.

Butter Cookie

Damn. What kind of violent sex would that be?

 

 

imoan

The Mo does that.

Schmoopita

He also does this fuzzy lovah routine at night, he kneads and drools in my hair at around 3 am and again at 5 am. If the claws are too long he scratches my scalp. I wake up most days with my hair teased out from his claws and full of cat drool. I've tried to break him of it but it never really worked. He's not a very affectionate cat, this is the most loving I get so I never really tried THAT hard to break him of the habit.

Butter Cookie

My cats are more dog than cat. They constantly crave attention, want to be in my arms, want to snuggle, will snuggle with inanimate objects if I ignore them. They don't come to their names (actually the only sound they come to is a can being opened) but they come when I wiggle my fingers.