Names that you judge

Butter Cookie

Shawna. I realize it's ridiculous but I always assume that if someone is named Shawna she's "married" to a man who beats her, lives in a trailer and has children from 4 or 5 men. Those children haven't seen a bath in weeks.

 

Aaaand... go!

Mrs.Thistletwat

Brandy/i. I always think hooker, stripper, or combination of the two.

MinM

Shyenne = WT, to me.

**Stinky!**

Misty. It should only a name for a horse.

 

 

**O-Face**

Bailey.  Only suitable for dogs.

Butter Cookie

Betsy. I imagine all Betsys living an alternative lifestyle. Wearing rockabilly getups 24/7.

pegasuskat

Bubba - there are a large # of them in the south and they are always exactly as you would imagine.

pegasuskat

I used to work with a Shawna, she insisted it be pronounced like shown a. We worked in phone sales and she would get all upset that nobody said it right. She had 3 kids by 3 guys, the last one was wiith her husband and it was only 10 months younger than the middle one. Her oldest was 20, and she was only about 34! She would tell us stories everyday about having sex in her backyard with H while neighbors were out. I haven't thought of her in years, she is one of the reasons I love working at home, alone.

zsazsa-stl

I judge Tanya, Rhonda, Brandy, Brittany, I'll think of more in a minute.

And now that you mention it, the only Shawna I've ever known did live in a run-down house that was co-occupied by an abusive boyfriend and a family of skunks.

Butter Cookie

pegasuskat:

I used to work with a Shawna, she insisted it be pronounced like shown a. We worked in phone sales and she would get all upset that nobody said it right. She had 3 kids by 3 guys, the last one was wiith her husband and it was only 10 months younger than the middle one. Her oldest was 20, and she was only about 34! She would tell us stories everyday about having sex in her backyard with H while neighbors were out. I haven't thought of her in years, she is one of the reasons I love working at home, alone.

This, and the few Shawnas I have known proves my theory. 

zsazsa-stl

Male names that I judge:  Cody, Brandon, Shane

imoan

Savannah, Crystal... they sound like stripper names.  Way to screw your kid over from the get-go!

TheDuckis

Brent is the weeniest dude's name in the whole world.

Marnie is always a bitter, ugly, and socially inept woman. I imagine Wz's burpsalot and MinM's Ogre are both named Marnie.

Schmoopita

Tiffany. It just screams WT trying to sound all fancy like. The one I knew started having children at age 13. Had 2 kids by 16. Klassy.

Butter Cookie

TheDuckis:

Brent is the weeniest dude's name in the whole world.

Agreed. 

DG1

Jayden. It wa bad before Britney did it, but she def. put the nail in the coffin.  All other "-ayden"s (brayden, kayden, etc) are guilty by association.

Butter Cookie

McKayla (or any variation thereof) - I don't so much judge the child, but I judge the hell out of the Mom. I assume she's uneducated and probably a teen mother, and like, totally couldn't decide between Michelle or Kayla!