Or something like that.
So here is a good example of what a miser my Uncle is.
The building we work in is behind a gas station and both of our companies use them religiously for fuel and each Holiday Season they give us a gift. This gift is a Hormel in-the-can Ham. I'm talking bits and pieces pushed into a tin and water/salt/flavoring added. Now, this is truly a "thought that counts" gift. And yes, I'm spoiled, but it's gross.
Said gift was given to each business, so two in our building. Uncle's Secretary gave the canham to my gma, who in turn gave it to my Uncle. I don't know how that happened, but Secretary then told me that Uncle said he would serve it to guests.
Where am I going for Christmas Dinner? Uncle's house.
I will not be eating this "ham". I am not sure he would actually serve it as he is health-conscious and this is anything but healthy.
Oh, cheapskate Uncle...how classy you are.
Re: Uncle is a Twatface
Hey, free food is free food, yo.