A few weeks ago, I was waiting for the elevator when a woman came walking up to me, wheezing.
She asked if the elevator went up to HR and I told her it did. Once in the elevator, she would.not.stop.talking.
Are you having a good day? *wheeze* My day's going SPLENDIDLY. My birthday's next week. *wheeze* I just love having a December birthday. It makes my December even more special. *wheeze* When's your birthday? Around any holidays? Birthday months are special months. *wheeze*
When she finally got to HR, she started the same monologue, complete with *extra* wheezing. She was checking on her application. I haven't seen her back since, which means she either died of an asthma attack, or she didn't get the job.
Re: Don't do this.