My aunt (mom's sister) is certifiably crazy. Here's some of the schit she's pulled in her lifetime:
- Dated a med student when she was in her late teens/early 20s. Got knocked-up. They "went away" for a weekend and when she came back, she was mysteriously (and magically!) not pregnant anymore. No questions were ever asked, no details were ever given.
- Was the hometown whoore until she met her husband and moved away.
- They now live in a town of about 200 people, 100 of which are related to her husband (seriously). She got a job as the secretary of the middle school and promptly began screwing the principal. Was caught having sex on his desk and threatened with termination.
- She dumped the principal and started dating a teacher who happened to be their next-door neighbor. They were busted, too, and she quit her job. Although the guy still lives next-door and we're pretty sure that affair's ongoing.
- She became a CNA and now works at a hospital. Rumor has it she's the skank of the place. Meanwhile, the entire town knows of her shenanigans and her husband is humiliated. But they refuse to divorce. We all know she's always been mentally unstable (manic depressive, suicidal, etc.), and my grandparents tried to have her committed once, but she threw the damn tantrum of the century and now my grandmother is the only family member who talks to her. The rest of the family (including my grandpa) avoids her like the plague.
She's a real peach.
Re: My aunt's the gf/wife from hell.