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A gem from the bump

http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/2/28425985/ShowThread.aspx

She had her husband measuring her vagina with a ruler to check if she was dilated.

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Re: A gem from the bump

  • what.  happens.  to the ruler.  afterwards.

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  • aw, its like a real life ladybug.

     


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  • I have never laughed so hard!
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  • is the ruler plastic or wooden?  you know -- splinters.

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  • hmo...if you ever have any questions we're all here for you Stick out tongue

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    Embarrassed This was a serious post. 

    I don't remember being taught this in biology or sex-ed. 

    I'm sorry I had the wrong info on what was common knowledge.  I'm sorry I don't know all the questions to ask my doctor.  I'm sorry Asian moms don't impart any of this info to their daughters because it's taboo to talk about.

    I'm the first of my friends and cousins to be pregnant.  These boards were a lifesaver and I was getting some helpful advice and relief.  But please don't call me stupid.  I'm trying my best to be a good mom, I really am.


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    IF/Baby Blog
    2 years, 2 surgeries, 2 clomid fails, 2 IUIs, 1 loss, IVF #1 - 10/25/10 = BFP!
    Lilypie Premature Baby tickers
    TTC #2 - June: surgery #3, FET #1 w/ Lupron = canceled, poor lining
    FET 1.2 mini-stim = BFN
    FET #2 mini-stim, no BCPs = BFP 5dp5dt, betas:11dp5dt=350,13pt5dt=978, 16dp5dt=4606!!
    Lilypie Pregnancy tickers

    I can't wait for the "im getting a divorce" post in 5 years or so because your husbands were fed up with your disgusting chair asses from playing on the knot all day and getting fired 4-5 times for not doing any work. you guys are all winners!! ~ Laur929
  • Even if I was this dumb, my DH would never be like "yeah sure, I'll head down south and check things out with my trusty ruler."   
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  • i am pretty sure ma hmo would be all "how about you leave that up to someone who went to junk drawer school?"

    and l&r, i already come to you guys with all my "does this look infected to you" questions.

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  • ?? 

    I'm pretty sure my mom has never talked to me about my cervix.  I learned about it in school.  And when I was PG, I was nose-deep in a ton of pregnancy books that talked about cervical dilation and had pictures and everything.


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  • I didn't go to the thread, but what exactly does she think dilates?
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  • Wouldn't a compass be more accurate?
  • *walks into Ace Hardware*

     

    Excuse me, where are your measuring tapes? 

    Aisle 6, ma'am. Would you like me to get one for you?

    No thanks. 

     *waddles back, grabs measuring tape, waddles to the register*

    I'd like to buy this. What is your return policy?

    The measuring tape is $4.19. We are happy to accept anything with a receipt. Why?

    *woman pays and waddles to the bathroom, then back a few minutes later*

    I'd like to return this. 

    ...is that mucus plug? Indifferent

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