I became *that* wife last night

*Candi*

I told H that on Friday he couldn't play Call of Duty online with his friend because I would be ovulating and I wasn't going to wait until 1AM when he was done to get busy. I also suggested that he block off Saturday AM to be safe.

 I don't want to start scheduling sex so if it doesn't happen this weekend I'm going to try to not be so crazy next time.

**O-Face**

*pointing and laughing*

*Candi*

Seriously. I was all "have fun now but don't even think about it on Friday". SMH @ me.

Butter Cookie

*snort*

Well, really it's not that bad of a deal. "Honey, you can't play video games with your friends, because we need to have sex"

 

But honestly, how many times are you planning on screwing? Can't you have him join COD an hour late or something?

*Candi*

Yeah, I don't care what he does after, just don't expect me to wait until you're done was the general idea.

Butter Cookie

I'm also laughing at the mental image of Autumn. "Mommy, why are you and Daddy in the bedroom so much?"

 

"We're... uh... cleaning."

"I can help!"

"No, sweetie. Uh... we're spring cleaning... for uh... the easter.. uh... bunny. If he... if he smells you he won't hide any eggs for you?"

*cue Autumn side-eye* 

Mrs.Thistletwat

Oh Candi... Don't be that wife! Our friends actually left the High Holy Days early this year to drive from NJ to their home in MD because she was trying to get KU.

nicoleg1982

We're not even TTC and I tell H crap like this.  I tell him early on in the day - you can play COD or get laid.  Not once has he chosen COD.

*Barbie*

nicoleg1982:

We're not even TTC and I tell H crap like this.  I tell him early on in the day - you can play COD or get laid.  Not once has he chosen COD.

*Barbie*

nicoleg1982:

We're not even TTC and I tell H crap like this.  I tell him early on in the day - you can play COD or get laid.  Not once has he chosen COD.

I say the same thing about Monday night football - you can watch the whole game or get laid.

6fsn

oooohhhh. 

ha at nicole

Anasara

I've been *that* wife for quite a while now.  Hey, at least your DH is getting actual sex out of the deal.  My poor DH is being told he needs to be @ the RE's office to "produce a sample" at x time on y day. 

One of the nice things about dealing with ferility issues though has been the fact we have sex when we want to, not when I'm ovulating (poorly) so when I ask for sexy time he knows it's because I'm horny & not just "using" him for his seed.