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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
My grievances.
for 2010 i plan to try and stop sweating the small stuff. i doubt i can go cold turkey, but it's worth a try.
you'd think that the big things would get to me, but no. it's the little things that piss me the most off.
eff you:
- woman on line in dunkin donuts, who ordered the same thing as me, but ordered AFTER me, and then took the breakfast sandwich that was supposed to me mine.
- idiot pedestrian, who decided to cross against the light so i had to stop rather than run you over. i wish you saw me shake my head in disapproval you moron.
- person who sits at the green arrow for the turn. why do you wait for the oncoming traffic? don't we learn in driving class that if you have a green arrow you have the right of way? no, i don't have anywhere to be either, i guess.
- my coffee isn't even that good
- all of my nails are chipping and i have to keep them even shorter than "active length"
- people who speed up when you try and pass them, but then slow down after you finally do pass them because they never really wanted to rush anyway.
- the guy in the deli who only gives me back 25 cents instead of t26 cents (a quarter and a penny)...i don't want the penny, but why charge amounts which require pennies if you don't give back pennies?
- people who see me approaching the elevator but let the doors close anyway.
- texas.
Re: My grievances.
i hate this. i normally yell "thanks." into the crack of the closing door. it's passive-aggressive, but if i choose agressive and yell 'i know where you live", i get in trouble.
I have to disagree with Tx. Isn't that where Hooka is? She's awesome. Therefore, Tx can't be that bad.
Can I add my own?
Eff you, upstairs neighbors. I hope you both get syphilis from the whores you invite over at 3 am to have loud drunken sex with.
Eff you, people who take your parking spot even though you've been waiting on it with your turn signal on. Did you think I was going to turn right into parked cars? Don't give me that look. Gofuckyourself.
Eff you, old person who can't make up their mind at Target. Do you have to sit there in your hover-round completely blocking the entire section while you hold and read one stupid thing? Get out of the way! All you have to do is hit a button! MOVE!
Eff you, person who puts the turn signal on AFTER you're in the lane. Orly? You want to be in the lane you're already in, after trying to take off my front bumper? I didn't know.
Eff you, idiot lazydicks who drive up the ONE WAY median, then have the balls to give me the evil eye when I stare you down and don't move. Sorry you want to get in the turn lane that forms up ahead, but I'm turning in 2 feet. I'm not moving.
hmonkey, SO DO I.
Nola is from Texas, and i lurve her. so i guess it depends on the person.
double eff you to the person who steals the parking spot! i never want to get beat up by a lunatic, so i never say anything. plus, i don't want to have my mirors broken off either if they decide to actually give me back the spot i waited for. no one is the winner in that situation, which is why i wish i carried eggs with me.
Okay, I've got some I need to air.
- Up yours, you nosyass***. If I wanted you to know something, I would have told you myself. But since I didn't, leave well enough alone and stayTF out of my business.
- Screw you, Iowa.
- Eff you, people who see that I'm waiting for their parking spot and then decide to take a damn hour and a half getting out of it.
- Fuckoff, you herd of donkeydicks at the gym. You rove around in packs, never actually working out, but you make sure that you give a good up-down stare to every vag-owning individual who you pass. I want to kick you in your (probably unused) junk.
I'd say:
Eff you to the person who tries to run me over while I'm walking THROUGH the parking lot, that parking spot can wait. I don't end up pureed Oface in the Target parking lot, TYVM.
Eff you to the a-holes who don't use turn signals on the interstate. Yes, driving 65 mph is much safer when not using turn signals to change lanes. I like to scream at random intervals normally.
Eff you to the CD companies who make that little tabby that DOESN'T WORK. Who thought that up? Morans.
Eff you to the people who manufactured tights that are M/L and don't fit up my thighs. My thighs are beautiful and YET they don't fit in your momofuking stupid-ass tightasanasssphincter tights. I'll just go buy new ones. SOMEWHERE ELSE.
:-D