cruel? perhaps, but funny

~~Busy.~~

I have convinced a coworker that I am missing 4 toes on one of my feet.  I was showing a coworker that I can fold my toes under my foot, leaving only my big toe exposed.  Nosey coworker walked by and asked what happened.  I said it was a tragic lawnmowing accident.

I thought he understood that I was joking but he didn't.  He went on a tangent about how his mother was right about the danger of lawn mowers, etc, etc.

So never mind I dont have a limp, wear special shoes or have any other physical manifestation of a foot disabily.  Did I mention he's a doctor?

So my plan is that when Spring comes I will wear open toe shoes and explain I got a toe transplant from a cadaver and that the plastic surgeon was so good that he didn't leave any scars.  My co-workers want in on my joke.

Mrs.Thistletwat

You make me smile. And will probably get me fired for laughing so loudly.

Wifezzilla

you know what makes it extra funny? the fact that there is going to be a follow up conversation about this in the future.

6fsn

That is funny, funny, funny.  Ain't nuthin' wrong with your sense of humor.

fishgirl77

With the added funny that your co-workers want to help with the follow-up.  Those are the co-workers everyone needs.

Heffalump

Beautiful.  To be a fly on the wall.

alikatt17

I love Busy.

I know someone who lost a bunch of toes in a lawn mower accident.  Smartest guy in the world, except when it comes to lawn mowers apparently.  

zsazsa-stl

bahahahahaha!

katorigasuki

i love you busy.

~~Busy.~~

I will have to take a picture of my stupid human trick and post it for you ladies.

**O-Face**

Yes.  Please do.

 

I think it's awesome that you're planning this all out for the future.

LnR70707

::giggles::

I love it.