If you could be anyone for a day...

PMeg819

who would you be?

I know you all want to say me.

But I think I'd be Tony Bourdain. I'm looking for jobs and watching his show now. He has the best experiences even if they are hair-raising.

jojobrn

Can I be me, say in June sometime when all this is said and done?

 

And I would love to spend a day as Bourdain, either him or Nigella. 

ReturnOfKuus

I'd be that Cities of the Underworld guy.  He goes to the most awesome places.

E Squared

If I was Nigella Lawson, I'd never leave the house. Just look at my rack all day and make brownies slowly. Very slowly.

zsazsa-stl

I would be a wealthy heiress without a real job, but also without a drug problem nor a relationship with Tila Tequila.

jojobrn

E Squared:

If I was Nigella Lawson, I'd never leave the house. Just look at my rack all day and make brownies slowly. Very slowly.

 

Exactly. 

TheDuckis

Hmm, Alton Brown or Nora Roberts.

hugitout

zsazsa-stl:

I would be a wealthy heiress without a real job, but also without a drug problem nor a relationship with Tila Tequila.

This. 

L_Woods

Either the guy that hosts Three Sheets or Joseph Kony. Kony because I'd like to feel what it's like to be truly evil, then sign the peace treaty really quickly before the day is up and return all the child soldiers.

ReturnOfKuus

L, that's admirable, that your thoughts would automatically go to who you could be for one day and really make a difference, not necessarily who you'd enjoy being for one day.

Paulo's Menina Bela

David Tennant (Dr. Who)

Of course, if Dr. Who was real I'd want to be him. Of course I would abuse my Dr. Who powers and strand SIL somewhere in time and space.

Salma Hayek, she seems to have schit together.

ReturnOfKuus

The Doctor is pretty awesome.  I didn't know we could pick fictional characters.  If so, make mine Daniel Jackson (SG-1, not the movie).

PMeg819

I'd be David Tennant but there isn't a way to have sex with yourself (except masturbating).

I'd like to be a man for a day in general. I've always wanted to know what its like to pee standing up, have sex, get a BJ, and constantly arrange your junk in public. I think it would be interesting if DH and I could switch brains or something.

Paulo's Menina Bela

I'm sometimes curious about what happens in SIL's brain.

notamrs

PMeg819:

I'd be David Tennant but there isn't a way to have sex with yourself (except masturbating).

Mmmm...David Tennant.

notamrs

Also, if I could be anyone it would probably be Samantha Brown from the Travel Channel - even though she annoys the snot out of me. She gets to go some pretty cool places.  One day would not be long enough, though...that would just make me cranky when I had to go back to my non-globetrotting life.