Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
mofos lied to me
they said having babies would cure my cramps. They lied. I'm having cramps and back pain. I can barely concentrate. All I want to do is go home and die. Well, not die but a nice long sleep would be great.
I go online to try to find a rememdy for my cramps since the pills aren't working and I found this:
Cramps Home Remedies:
Submitted by Lily at 2008-07-20 12:28:46
This might sound a little gross, but masturbation works the best after taking some Midol. Preferably not with your hand, a vibrating back massage will do the trick. It works like a charm and will definitely relax you enough to put you to sleep.
rating: 8 (55 votes)
um? what! I'm at work, I'm not exactly going to do that, plus with cramps I'm not exactly in the mood. 
Everyone is a freakin' idiot.
Re: mofos lied to me
I never understood that one either. Really, that's the last thing I want to do when I feel like someone's scraping out my uterus with a grapefruit spoon.
The nurse at my old dr's office told me that backbends help, because they stretch your stomach muscles. You probably can't do that at work either though. I usually just go with my old standby alcohol.
Heating pad and alcohol.
And this just reminds me to call the doctor to get muscle relaxants. I slept about 2 hours the other night because of cramps.
Sex is supposed to help - orgasms resetting the system, or something. I've had it work on next-day or third-day cramps, but on the first day, I want to crawl into a hole and die. I'm not going to be fcking around.