Good ol' Pat Robertson

**Stinky!**

Just hours after saying that God was punishingHaiti for making a "pact with the Devil," televangelist Pat Robertsonretracted the statement, telling TV viewers, "Haiti? I thought theysaid 'Hades.'"

Rev. Robertson said that he had heard the report of the earthquakeon the radio and had misinterpreted its location: "For the life of me,I thought God was punishing Hades, which does in fact have a pact withthe Devil."

Apologizing for his "goof," the televangelist told his TV audience,"Golly - people must've thought I was being an insensitive ***." 

**O-Face**

I thought his statement was a little out of line.  Not really characteristic for his usually jolly self.  I mean he's definitely a finger-wagger but condemning them?  Not his style.

**Stinky!**

Are you kidding me, O?

""(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is abouta socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women toleave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroycapitalism and become lesbians." ?Pat Robertson

 

"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serioushurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's faceif I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message ofredemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destructionof your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bringearthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor." ?Pat Robertson, on "gay days" at Disneyworld

 

"Lord, give us righteous judges who will not try to legislate anddominate this society. Take control, Lord! We ask for additionalvacancies on the court." ?Pat Robertson 

katorigasuki

i thought hades constantly had earthquakes.

 

**O-Face**

*eats sock*

 I wish I was kidding, but the only time I catch him saying anything he seems jolly enough.  But that might be because I have him on mute.

**Stinky!**

I could go on.

?Many of those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists, many were homosexuals - the two things seem to go together? - Pat Robertson

?I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss? - Pat Robertson

And my personal favorite:

?The flooding of New Orleans is a sign that God istired of seeing his creation mocked by the Mardi Gras and its perverteddisplay of debauchery and exposed breasts.? - Pat Robertson 

**O-Face**

So basically, the only place that Pat Robertson deems safe to live is in the mountains?  Of course with "God's People".

**O-Face**

I kind of like this one myself:
"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." ?Pat Robertson

 

It has a sort of EK feel to it.

zsazsa-stl

I used to like him, too.  But he has gone off the deep end.

Butter Cookie

**O-Face**:

So basically, the only place that Pat Robertson deems safe to live is in the mountains?  Of course with "God's People".

No, O. I'm sure they have their issues too, like inbreeding and somesuchotheridiocy he comes up with. 

The bright side is, if he ever takes a step, he'll kill himself from falling off that high pedestal of his.

But what do you want from a man who clearly has Oedipal issues? 

GBCK

I immediately assumed, when I heard he was busy making an ass of himself (BTW, WHY do they report his idiocy?), that it was "oooh, theyr'e satanic because theyr'e catholic"

**O-Face**

I think my Grandmother is in that camp, GBCK. 

GBCK

we tossed 90% of my grandma's religious books...

I kept one titled 'demon experiences'

On of the stories it chronicals explains how a missionary KNEW the kids were demon posessed in deep dark *wherever* because they were speaking LATIN.

And only demon posessed kids would do that.  Of course, I believe the missionary didn't speak Latin.  ANd that the kids had been sent to catholic school for a short while...