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catchup! JC mentioned...

1. Jason Castro is married. I saw the article. Even DH said to me, "guess what zzilla, brace yourself ...". whatever. but my window of being able to land a 22 year old is closing more every day. me and the 16 year old are both sad.

2. i'm a workaholic now.

3. my bedroom now looks like a bedroom and not a storage facility in a shelter somewhere. this is a good thing.

4. Tough Love - I kept confusing Dave with Brock. and when did Rocky develop this relationship? I do think Liz is my favorite, and I can't wait to see next week's episode with Pathetic Jenna!

5. i wish you people watched Cougartown. this week's episode was GOOD!

6. speaking of the number 6, is there a decision?

7. i had to buy a special storage box for my special panty overflow. i have an addiction, and it's with lingerie.

8. Jennifer Love Hewitt and her precious lady. google "vajazzle". NFT.

Re: catchup! JC mentioned...

  • i am sorry your career aspirations as a child predator are dashed.  buck up, lady.
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  • 1. ha

    2. boo

    3. yay

    4. ?

    5. ?

    6. negative

    7. yipee

    8. ?

  • I watch Cougartown and I concur, this week's episode was good!  Especially the end when she wakes up from the dream and beats on her husband in his sleep telling him he always ruins everything!
  • 22 is not a child, stupid.
  • mrs conn - and when the husband was walking the baby and looked into the window? i was shocked, even though i sort of wondered if that was coming.

     

    it's too bad that she didn't like that guy enough. he was hot.

  • I heard a clip about JLH's ladygarden on the radio this morning.  I am afraid to google it.

    And major booo to you being a workaholic.  You need to hang around more.


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    mrs conn - and when the husband was walking the baby and looked into the window? i was shocked, even though i sort of wondered if that was coming.

     

    it's too bad that she didn't like that guy enough. he was hot.

    Oh yeah...That was funny.  Andy had just said he didn't want to know any more secrets.  Loved it!!  He was all, "No, no, no, NO! NO! NO!"  I saw it coming too when he said he didn't want her to leave the bar.  I'm not a fan of Laurie, so I'm a little disappointed in the hook up.

    I've been a fan of Scott Foley (Jeff) since he was on "Felicity".  I'm sad that he's no longer going to be on the show (I assume).  He is hot. 

  • and those question bombs. brilliant.
  • what is this about jlh?

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  • she bedazzles her vajayjay. she called it her "precious lady".
  • I googled it. Huh. I can't decide if I love the word Vajazzle or hate it. I think I love it.
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  • i'm actually intrigued, but i can only imagine the mess/choking hazzard this may create.

  • stop it.  just stop.  stop it, america.
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  • imageWifezzilla:

    i'm actually intrigued, but i can only imagine the mess/choking hazzard this may create.

    going... going... DED.

  • imageMrs.Thistletwat:
    imageWifezzilla:

    i'm actually intrigued, but i can only imagine the mess/choking hazzard this may create.

    going... going... DED.

    *tags along* 

  • OMGAHHH!

    Dan Gross: Jennifer Love Hewitt bedazzles down under

    By Dan Gross
    Philadelphia Daily News

    JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT revealed on Tuesday's "Lopez Tonight," that she has vaginal bling.

    Unprompted, the "Ghost Whisperer" star told host George Lopez about a chapter called "Vagazzaling" in her upcoming book, "The Day I Shot Cupid." Love Hewitt, who is hot and heavy with Upper Darby-native actor Jamie Kennedy, said that, after a breakup, "a friend of mine Swarovski Crystaled my precious lady and it shined like a disco ball." She said that women should "vagazzle their va-jay-jays," and told Lopez that she was currently vagazzled in "hot pink."

    "It's cute," said Love Hewitt of her ladyparts, offering to vagazzle Lopez's goatee. <----dirty

    "It seems kinda irritating for the dude," said Lopez, to which Love Hewitt replied: "I've had no complaints." Kennedy, usually good about getting back to us, has not replied to our requests for comment about the vagazzling.

    Maybe 'cause we asked for pics.

     

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  • that's it. I'm done.

    Please note, there will never be "bling" on my ladygarden.

  • i'm going to CVS after work for something unrelated, and i now want to look for vajazzling crystals.
  • Serious question re: offering to vagazzle Lopez's goatee

    Does this mean she hangs the crystals off her pubes? I had originally imagined something more along the lines of one of those sequin tattoos on shaved lady parts. 

    Not quite as serious question: which would be worse?

  • a long time ago, i went to michael's to look for some iron-ons.  i was directed to the "wearable arts" section.  i suspect michael's could add vajazzling crystals to this section.

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  • *strongly considering participating in the next SS just to give someone a DIY Vajizzle Set*
  • How does that conversation go with a friend?  I know what will cheer you up- let me glue some shiny things to your privates!
  • I'm imaging that her ladygarden looks like one of these.

    I SMELL A WEDDING THEME IN HER FUTURE! (<--Bad pun. Bad bad pun.) 

  • that would absolutely not cheer me up.
  • LIAR. If it were heart-shaped, you'd be all over it.
  • even *I* have a line. and the line is not bedazzled, and it's nowhere near my precious lady. okay, maybe it's bedazzled, but still.
  • i'm also wondering about the sitting.  i mean, i don't like beads on the backs of skirts or shirts because they dig into my back or my legs when i'm sitting.  i don't think i would want anything digging into or pinching my junk while i'm just sitting there.

    also, i barely blowdry my hair.  who has this kind of time?

    what kind of glue is applied?  and how is this removed?  i think hooka's friend can recommend some kind of loofah for removal.

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  • would it cheer you up if this friend was also your waxer and down in your precious lady garden anyways? It would be a sparkly, heart shaped surprise!
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  • and let's say you just loofah that off in the shower.  how do you explain that clog to the plumber?

    i assume these are flat backs, right?  because those pointed backed ones would hurt.

    and how are these not giblets for your junk?
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