We have what we call the "SuperCouple" at the end of our tiny street. SC, a H and W, are deliciously fit, attractive and generally nice people. We don't know them well enough to have swapped names, but we've bumped into them from time to time in town and on the street. And we drool over them when they're working the yard, topless (Mr. SC) and thong hanging out (Mrs. SC).
This past week, the H has had a UHaul trailer hooked up to the back of his truck. He only loads it at night and hasn't moved the truck all week. The W is home and it seems her sister (?) has moved in. H and I suspect that they're loading up dead bodies. Their garage is packed and I can't imagine what would take a week to load in a tiny UHaul trailer. And he's definitely loading things *in* and not pulling stuff out.
I'll let you know when they're featured on Dateline or 20/20.
Re: Random neighbor thoughts
We don't think that's it. Maybe he's got a new job and is temporarily moving? But we ran into them at the grocery store on Monday night and he was patting her ass when she bent down for some sugar (granulated).
So glad you clarified. KNAI!