Pears

**O-Face**

They're so weird.  I don't think I will EVER like them.  Crunchy and ewww.  I got some in acai berry juice, and they're just weirddd.

hmonkey

what kind? 

**O-Face**

Not specifically a kind.  Just some delmonte fruit cup and yes I know that's like the spam of the pear.  I've tried green pairs and some of red pears and I just don't like the texture.

PMeg819

That's okay, more fecking pears for me!

WTDuck?

You aren't waiting until they're ripe enough. You should be able to make dents in them with your finger, but they should still have bright coloring. They're the best fruit on earth when they're nice and juicy and mushy. Adam and Eve's apple was actually a pear.

**O-Face**

*hands over lifetime allotment*

baconsmom

My brother refuses to eat pears. He says they always look diseased, and he won't eat them even canned.

I really want to send him a Harry & David assortment for his birthday. Yeah, we're that kind of family.

hmonkey

the kind where you spend time and money being jerks to each other?

baconsmom

Yes, because it's fun.

Duckis, I heard it was a pomegranate.

WTDuck?

I've heard pomegranate too, but that just doesn't make sense. You don't take a bite out of a pomegranate. You have to do all the peeling and digging out little seeds and your fingers get sticky and turn red. If it had been a Pomegranate, then God could have stepped in before they got to the first bite.

nicoleg1982

I like them dried or mixed in with stuff.  By themselves, pears are too grainy for me.

6fsn

I never really like pears until 6let.  Now we share them.  We share most things now.