I am awesome

zsazsa-stl

I just painted my nails while listening to a conference call and they don't look like crap!  Biting my nails for most of my life means that I'm just now learning these things that most girls learned at the age of 12.  They still don't look good, but they don't look like my manicurist is 3 years old. 

 And yes, it doesn't take much to make me awesome.

WTDuck?

You were awesome before you learned to paint your nails.

zsazsa-stl

You are so wise, TD!

**Stinky!**

I'm still learning how to paint my toenails without having to hold my breath.

nicoleg1982

**Stinky!**:

I'm still learning how to paint my toenails without having to hold my breath.

 This, for me, is more about sucking in my gut and lack of flexibility, not hand stability.

**Stinky!**

That's what I'm talking about. I suck it in, hold my breath, and quick try to make my toes look presentable. Doesn't help that my boobs get in the way, either.