Dear Female Singers On My Radio This Morning,
1. If some dude looks like Mick Jagger, please to be knowing he will not be invited to be anywhere near me. I never found him attractive and nothing about 70 y.o. MJ is sexy.
2. Keri Hilson, for the love of God, please stop saying "Miss Keri, Baby!" on every track. I hear, "Miscarry baby!" and get the mental image of one of the alien babies you see on billboards who plead that you don't abort it. Stop it. Stop it now, KH.
3. MC, please to be knowing that no one is Obsessed with you except Nick Cannon and that's b/c he's standing behind you with a Vegas bucket waiting for the coins to fall from your moneymaker. MC, you need a Ho Sit Down Card and a "B!tch, please."
4. Ms. Callait - I hate that I love you, you top 40 songstress. Fallin' for You is sickeningly sweet and the video makes me smile b/c it's so unrealistic and goofy. I should hate it with a firey passion, but I find myself jamming along as I drive to work.
Sincerely,
DJ Nico Leg
Re: Dear Female Singers
Only if Beyonce is there too.
Oh, I HATE Colby Caillet (sp?). Hate hate hate.
Thankfully, I don't listen to a lot of radio lately, so I'm missing out on all this Top40 nonsense.
Re: #2. I think this every time and it grosses me out.