Nasty. Just nasty.

**Stinky!**

The ILs' toilets aren't that great. They clog all the time. So that means that any... products get wrapped up and put into the trash.

We were watching TV last night and all the sudden I see Toby out of the corner of my eye. He had something. (You can see where this is going.)

I just *knew* what he had. I jumped up faster than I have in my life, ran over to him, scooped up the remnants of what he'd been feasting on (thank GOD there wasn't a mess), and followed the trail of toilet-paper shards up to the bathroom, where he'd totally raided the trash can.

This morning... he barfed it all up. LOVELY.

Aaaah, the joys of dog ownership.

*Candi*

:::adds this to growing list of reasons to not have pets:::

6fsn

Now I think I'm going to barf.

Ick

**O-Face**

Neither of my dogs has done this.  But that's a huge fear of mine.

awesome-sauce

Note to self: do not open Stinky's Nasty posts. Ever.

**Stinky!**

This is what you get for telling us we're boring.

zsazsa-stl

This happened to me once with our dog that died last year.  I was sure it would cause some sort of intestinal blockage, so I took him outside and tried to get him to swallow some hydrogen peroxide to make him puke.  It worked.  The next day I went out an bought a little trashcan with a lid on it that is too heave for a dog nose. The whole experience was the grossest thing ever.  I'm dry heaving just thinking about it.

**Stinky!**

Normally, the bathroom door's shut. But Grandma had left it open. At our house, we had one of those same trashcans, Zsa. 

LnR70707

One of the many reasons Ruger isn't allowed upstairs alone.  He will shred any tissues he find in the downstairs one if we forget to close the door.

PMeg819

One of our dogs did this last week. I use pads because my vagina is weird, and they were sitting in the can. Well apparently pregnancy discharge is a rare treat or something, and the dogs shredded them all. DH was confused as to why there were pads in there in the first place, and when I explained to him why I used them he was horrified at me and the dogs.

But my parent's dog though used pads were the biggest treat. It was so disgusting. 

Schmoopita

Growing up we had a toy poodle would would take pads out of the trash and run around the house with them. He'd also steal panties. Once my mother blamed the water dept guy since he was in the basement when my mother had a basket of underwear out. A few panties disappeared that day. Months later the panties appeared in the middle of the dining room floor. So the dog had a secret stash somewhere.

So far with the cats, this happens a lot if the bathroom doors are not shut:

GBCK

And this is why they ONLY go in the bathroom trash can...which is in a cupboard.

awesome-sauce

**Stinky!**:

This is what you get for telling us we're boring.

Touche'

Also, I don't think you're actually boring. Why else would one lurk?