More Sibling Rivalry

awesome-sauce

I don't know how my mother stayed sane and didn't sell us all.

My 2 sisters, brother and I all fought all the dayum time. It depended on the day who hated who the most.

My brother did something and lied. My oldest sister got in trouble. In retaliation she made him drink perfume.

Oldest sister would get pissed at brother and sling batons, hairbrushes, whatever at him.

Brother knocked me out with a baseball. On purpose.

Our littlest sister still to this day has a place on her eyebrow that hair doesn't grow. I hit her with a ninetendo game box and it cut her eyebrow. Lots of blood.

My brother and I thought it would be funny to bounce our littlest sister on the trampoline as high as we could. She was a teeny little thing. She came down and collapsed into a ball. Knocked the breath out of her for a good minute.

We generally fought, hated each other, punched each other in the face and the next minute we would be playing. Most of us wuv each other now though.

My Mom is teh awesome. My father is BSC so that's a whole other story

PMeg819

DH's sisters used to chase him around the house, hold him down and put make-up on him. After awhile he got to big for that. So they resorted to chasing each other and hitting each other with belts. The buckle end.

MinM

Once, my sister was flipping burgers on the grill. I was standing behind her, looking over her shoulder to inspect her work. She flipped a pattie, fat fed the flames below, she jumped and hit me in the face (right on my eyebrow) with the spatula - the day before prom. I have to pack that sucker with makeup so that it didn't show in photos. Still have the scare, assface.