from not always right
Me: ?Thank you for calling [furniture store], how may I help you??
Customer: ?Hi, you make custom furniture right??
Me: ?Yes, we do.?
Customer: ?Okay, can you make a table and maybe some chairs out of this tree in my front yard??
Me: ?Sorry, ma?am, but we don?t actually do any of the tree cutting. We get all of our wood from a lumber yard.?
Customer: ?But the city says I need to cut down this tree right away or I?ll be fined!?
Me: ?Sorry, ma?am, but I can?t do anything about that.?
Customer: ?Well, screw you, then! My grandfather planted this tree here! He?s going to haunt you till you die! HAUNT YOU TILL YOU DIE!?