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Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
I'm sad. Someone say something funny.
Or, fart.
Thanks.
Re: I'm sad. Someone say something funny.
I don't have anything funny to say... but when I read this I giggled because I'm 5 and farting makes me laugh. Hope you start having a better day!
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I dare you to not smile while watching this panda vid. Turn your sound down or put headphones on before you view it. Panda Sneeze
And if pandas aren't your thing: Kittens riding a Roomba.
A man walks into a bar after a really hard day at work, sits down, and orders a beer.
After the bartender delivers his beer, the man is left alone at the bar, trying to drink his troubles away. Suddenly, he hears a tiny voice that says "Nice tie!"
He looks around, but no one else is in the bar. He decides that maybe he's more stressed out than he thought, so he chugs his beer and orders another one.
As he's drinking his second beer, he hears the tiny voice again. This time, it says "Nice hair cut!"
Since he's still alone at the bar, he decides to switch to hard liquor, and orders a tall scotch on the rocks.
As he's drinking his scotch, he hears the tiny voice for a third time: "Nice pants!"
The man thinks he's actually going insane. He motions to the bartender to come over, and tells him: "Bartender, this is going to sound crazy, but I keep hearing a tiny voice over and over again. It keeps saying nice things to me. Do you have any idea. . .??"
The bartender replies "Of course! The peanuts are complimentary!"
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i'm sorry you're sad.
have you discovered this site? it's pretty awesome.
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/
You guys are awesome. Seriously.
The word fart makes me laugh, too. Lisa factoid: my DH has NEVER farted in front of me while he was awake. He did once in his sleep.
I love awkward family photos. I love pandas and those kittens were way too cute.
After lunch with DH (non-farting, of course) and some nice links and jokes from nesties, I feel a little better. Thank you, ladies.
If you still need something to get you through the afternoon, i'll self sacrifice:
This weekend, I was cleaning the house before some girlfriends came over to hang out. I was pretty hurried, and when I was done vacuuming, i went to the hall closet to put it away. I didn't bother turning on the light, since I know my way around my house well enough. i slid the cleaner into the closet, but it was stuck on something. I remembered that our walking sticks were also in that closet and they must have been blocking the way. I bent down to try and reach them and felt something poke me in the ass cheek. I stood up to see what it was and found our wrought iron Eiffel Tower (that we use to keep the door open) still hanging from my rear end. niiiiice! I still have a little bruise and didn't tell DH until today because i was so embarrASSed
DH is a girl when it comes to farting. He gets grossed out when I fart and other than once I've never heard him fart.
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I farted on my second date with DH. I was mortified. He had a hard time controlling his laughter and I think I heard him say, "Oh my god, that's awesome!"
Just celebrated our 3rd anniversary. I have to say farting brought us together. LOL!
What do you call women that hang out with hookers?
Support Hose.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they have to be really horny, and you've got to get them in the light bulb
Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toybox?
Because she sat on Pinnochio's face and said 'Lie Pinnochio, lie!'
Be happy now.
My blog about starting over, dating, life and all of its awkward moments.
a friend sent me this. sorry, blondies!
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch with $600, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable'."
The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable'?"
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll read it very slowly... "com - for - da - bul."
Ha ha. Tee hee.
Y'all are so great. Thank you so much. Funny... I really do feel better.
now...no farting? really?
my DH can't seem to go an hour without farting!
and that kitten roomba video never gets old.