DH is a notorious sh!t talker. So are his good friends from work.
On Saturday, we were sitting with some of his friends at dinner. They were joking around and one of them said something smart to DH. So DH acted like he was 'winding up' (like a jack-in-the-box) his middle finger at the guy.
His friend said, "Man it took you awhile to get that up!"
I responded, "Well he has had a couple drinks!"
DH said, "Woah! Look at my girl talking some smack!"
I said, "Well, after six years, I've picked something up besides your drawers!"