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hmonkey

"twilight" was playing on cable this weekend.  i watched a little bit, and i have questions.

why can they only play baseball during storms?
why does sourfaced girl have to let her hair down?

Wifezzilla

3. is it really about vampires?

4. really?

 

 

that's all i have to add. i did not see it.

ReturnOfKuus

I think the baseball when it's cloudy is part of the sparkly thing.  I onlu read the first two books, though.

**O-Face**

They can only play baseball when it rains because the sound of them actually making contact with the ball is similar to thunder, therefore it blends in.

TY & GN.

Butter Cookie

Because of the cracking the ball against the bat. So much force = loud = odd if it's not storming

Cant_wait!

The baseball Q has been answered, so I'll move on to hair. She lets her hair down so the vampires can't smell her blood moving through her jugular vein. It didn't work.

hmonkey

what about menses?

Wifezzilla

maybe she also grows her hair long to cover it up!

TheDuckis

menses is conveniently ignored until the 4th book, when Stephanie Meyer realized there was only one way she could have Bella figure out she was pregnant. This is further proof that Stephanie Meyer is a crappy, crappy writer.

hmonkey

so she has supersmelly blood?  is she the only one who has supersmelly blood?

omg maybe that is what is wrong with ek's kid!

Cant_wait!

hmo, you and my H should watch the movies together. That's one of the first things he said.

hmonkey

and if her blood is so smelly, why couldn't the vampires smell it from anywhere?  or is there some kind of city limits on smelling?

Cant_wait!

apparently city limits=hair. Now we all have another reason to grow some new closet hair: so vampires can't smell our menses.

 

And that's the oddest thing I've ever typed, I think. 

baconsmom

TheDuckis:

menses is conveniently ignored until the 4th book, when Stephanie Meyer realized there was only one way she could have Bella figure out she was pregnant. This is further proof that Stephanie Meyer is a crappy, crappy writer.

Oh, the fit I had when I got to this. I'm still having fits about it, actually, to anyone who will listen, because it was so ridiculous.