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H, I taped it.

Please be giving me the highlights.
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Re: H, I taped it.

  • jacque: i wish i could fb friend her.  she is awesome and crazy.  so this week she went to a speed dating event.  there were ALL KINDS of guys there.  srsly, all the guys looked like they were from a catalog -- there was the nerd, the hottie, the hipster, the poseur, the playa, etc.  and jacque was in it to win it.  "how do you feel about marriage?  do you want kids?  do you take baths?  it lowers your sperm count, you know."  i hugged the tv.

    kittie: INTERNET BOYFRIEND, Y'ALL.  she's known him THREE YEARS and never seen him.  i know i've internet-known some of you for three years, but i haven't had the phone secks with any of you, like kittie has.  so he comes to ny to meet her (after she gives him an ultimatum) and he shows up looking like carlton.  so she tries to be all seductive and such, and he totally gives her the brush off.  if nothing else, her phone bill says thank you.

    pep: goes on a date that joumana sets up, so you know it's bad from the start.  turns out the guys knows treach, so pep freaks out.  she also FINALLY notices that this dude also looks like treach, so she freaks out even more.  i mean, really.  they could have been treach and freach, they looked so much alike, and i don't mean that in a "all black people look alike" kind of way.

    joumana: don't remember, but it probably involved bad decisions and stupidity on her part.

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  • Ha. You really a gift.

     

    i mean, really.  they could have been treach and freach, they looked so much alike, and i don't mean that in a "all black people look alike" kind of way.

     

    What is worng with Jounana's nose? Ok. I know I have a thing with noses, but it's so pointed at the tip. Don't you dare say DIRTY. I also want to hear more about her breakup. I think there's more to that story.

    Jacque is on a mission, and I not hating her for it.

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  • i love jacque.  she's kind of an american hero.  just you wait to see her reaction to one of the guy's at the speed dating.  i rewound it a few times so i could keep laughing.

    i agree on joumana's nose.  it's like she took an 1985 picture of michael jackson to a surgeon and said, "this one, please."

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  • I also want Salt to make a cameo. I love me some Salt.

    I have to admit that I'm surprised that Pep has been celibate for 4 years.

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  • i'm kind of surprised too, but then again, after treach, maybe she's just not interested in junk.

     
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  • i'm kind of surprised too, but then again, after treach, maybe she's just not interested in junk.

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  • i'm kind of surprised too, but then again, after treach, maybe she's just not interested in junk. they

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  • i'm kind of surprised too, but then again, after treach, maybe she's just not interested in junk. they

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  • i'm kind of surprised too, but then again, after treach, maybe she's just not interested in junk. they had a pretty bad relationship and breakup, so she could just be getting back into the swing of things.

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  • I have a feeling the junk was probably the basis of the relationship.

    The junk probably kept her with him much longer than she intended.

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  • well, they do have a child together. 
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  • True, but that's about the only reason I can come up with for sticking with him for so long.

     

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