Teen Mom reunion?

HookaPants

I took notes and set an appointment on my calender for the new season.

-Ryan...Maci is lucky to be rid of him. That'll be all.

-Why are Gary's shirts so small?

Why is Amber so orange? She needs to lighten up on the eyeliner.

Recapitulate? They can't spell it Dr. Drew. Trust me on this one.

 *huh* The guests name is Montana?

His only GF ever? His first partner? I can see both of those being true.

-Caitlynn and Tyler warm my heart. They're good kids and I'm happy they plan on waiting until after college to get married. I think I'm happier that they plan to go to college.

I cried at the Carly update. Not full on ugly cry, but there were some tears. Tell anyone and I'm blaming it on AF.

April looks meth-y. I've watched enough Intervention to know.

These Kids have more sense than people I know who are twice their age.

-Farrah, honey, having a kid trumps getting to be a teen. I know why I don't like Farrah (beyond her immaturity and skewed priorties) she looks like A from my post yesterday.

Please stop worrying about finding a man right now. The dreams of owning a restaurant are what you need to worry about not coming true. Hostess, yes. Owner? Bwhahahahahahaha

Is she wearing a wig/weave/extensions?

Her communication skills are why she doesn't have a relationship with anyone.

Debra looks like a Lifetime movie actress.

Wifezzilla

i love this post. i can't wait to see the reunion.

 

so is amber actually pregnant? what was that about?

NOLABridesmaid

HOW DID YOU LET ME MISS THIS??????

katorigasuki

Farrah's communication (or lack there of) is TOTALLy the reason why her life is full of drama.

i can only imagine what her conversations with Pauly D are like. 

"so like, do you like me or whatever?"

"bada bing, yeah, i like you, wanna get in the hot tub" (as he checks out some other guidette on the boardwalk. 

**O-Face**

DED @ "bada bing".

2BeMrs.GB

I can't remember exactly what Farrah was saying to her mom but it had something to do with getting more 'positives' than 'negatives' from her mom and she was all "Isn't that clear???", then Dr. Drew said "No, it wasn't" and she seemed so confused.  That's (one of) her problems- no communication skills.

And did Amber say her dad had 'services of the liver'?  Maybe I just misunderstood her.

Caitlyn/Tyler- love them.  They are the most normal ones and I hope they last.

Amber/Gary- I guess they're happy now?  I don't know.  And if she is pregnant I feel bad for all of them.  I feel like she'll be on govt assistance forever.

 Maci/Ryan- be happy you're not with that dbag anymore.  Bentley is better off, and so is she. 

HookaPants

There was a possibility that she was KU, but they didn't give her a test backstage a la Maury, so we have no answer.

Ryan was all, "If we didn't have Bentley, I wouldn't have anything to do with Maci." Dr. Drew was still pushing counseling on them to make their relationship work. I love Drew and and all, but I really wanted to junkpunch him for that.

 Nola, I didn't know you didn't know the reunion was last night.

NOLABridesmaid

Darn bootcamp made me tired, and I went to bed early.:(

 

I'll watch the next time.

 

HookaPants

2BeMrs.GB:

I can't remember exactly what Farrah was saying to her mom but it had something to do with getting more 'positives' than 'negatives' from her mom and she was all "Isn't that clear???", then Dr. Drew said "No, it wasn't" and she seemed so confused.  That's (one of) her problems- no communication skills. She's confused because she's still a child. They could stand family counseling. or to just put Farrah's ass out and let her figure it out on her own. I vote for both,

And did Amber say her dad had 'services of the liver'?  Maybe I just misunderstood her. She doesn't open her mouth when she speaks unless she's yelling.

Caitlyn/Tyler- love them.  They are the most normal ones and I hope they last.

Amber/Gary- I guess they're happy now?  I don't know.  And if she is pregnant I feel bad for all of them.  I feel like she'll be on govt assistance forever. They claim to be happy until Gary talks about her dad again and she pops off on him, moves into a hotel, and starts dating the same day.

 Maci/Ryan- be happy you're not with that dbag anymore.  Bentley is better off, and so is she. Bentley was hitting on Leah. Leah is a doll.

6fsn

psst Nola- it's on at 7:30 tonight.

I love Catelynn and Tyler.  So mature and levelheaded.

I wonder if Dr. Drew wants Maci and Ryan to have a relationship as in- you have a kid, you will need to get along; or as in- you should get back together. 

Amber is a bag fat idiot.  I get that you have a kid, but single people all over the world manage to have a kid and a job and go to school.  She can't even hold down a part time job and get a GED.

MinM

WTF at Dr. Drew encouraging them to get counseling and being all huffy when they said they'd be more apt to committ if they had gotten married.

HookaPants

6fsn:

I wonder if Dr. Drew wants Maci and Ryan to have a relationship as in- you have a kid, you will need to get along; or as in- you should get back together. 

Amber is a bag fat idiot.  I get that you have a kid, but single people all over the world manage to have a kid and a job and go to school.  She can't even hold down a part time job and get a GED.

Maci and Ryan don't seem to war when they aren't together. Only when they lived together and she was (rightfully) nagging him. You don't have to be BFFs because you have a kid. As long as both parties fulfill their obligations without acting the monkey damn fool, there are no problems.

 Amber and Gary need sterilization. He was talking last night and I wondered if he was a bit slow. Like Dan, but with nicer teeth.

6fsn

I agree you don't need to be BFF, but you do need to be able to communicate. 

NOLABridesmaid

Thanks, 6.

tawillers

You know what annoys me?  The way they talk to the babies.  "You was standing!!!"  Those kids are going to grow up and speak just like them.  Poor kids.

FTR, this annoys me when anyone does this, not just Teen Moms.