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A man has a gun to your head...

and tells you to pick one celebrity to have sex with.  You have to pick, or else you die and then he blows up the world.

Who do you pick?  Your answer must be in picture form or you die.

What, I'm bored.

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Re: A man has a gun to your head...

  • So glad you asked.

    George Clooney.  I saw One Fine Day the other week and I'd forgotten how breathtakingly sexy that man is.  I want him to stop doing movies about oil wars and start doing bad romantic comedies again.

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  • Let's make this even more interesting and say your answer has to be in picture form.

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  • Oh damn.  This is a terrible scenario.  I hate to be forced to have sex with...hmm...probably Johnny Depp or Jake Gyllenhaal.  Yes please!
  • One??  Hell, I could pick five.

    Let's pretend my first choice isn't actually married:

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  • GG- is that Christian Bale?

     I can't tell with all of that sweaty man grease.

  • someone who has more energy add Johnny and Jake to my post, would ya?
  • Jon Hamm

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  • imageMrsHoyt:

    GG- is that Christian Bale?

     I can't tell with all of that sweaty man grease.

    Yes.  Ooohhhh, yes!

    For Joyco (and the rest of you pervs):

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  • Just one, huh?  I'll need some time to think about this.  Does he have a time machine?

    Here's one possibility:

    Gael Garcia Bernal - 2007 Cannes Film Festival - Day Five - May 20, 2007

  • He DOES have a time machine, as a matter of fact!
  • ohhh-- so tough!  do i go for someone who has an amazing, sexy voice and can sing to me during the while?  do I go for someone who has an amazing body? do I go for someone who is older and more refined?  Oh the choices.... 

    I need to think about this before I answer. 

    ETA:  oohhhhh... or has a sexy accent?! 

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    ohhh-- so tough!  do i go for someone who has an amazing, sexy voice and can sing to me during the while?  do I go for someone who has an amazing body? do I go for someone who is older and more refined?  Oh the choices.... 

    I need to think about this before I answer. 

    LOL. i don't know either... I think he'll be required to have a hot accent though!

     

  • Thank goodness he has a time machine, because I have yet to find a replacement for mine:

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    mmmm...that would be fun!

  • imageThisGirlInAustin:

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    mmmm...that would be fun!

    Yes, fun, indeed.  HOWEVER, I must remind you that this is Save the World Sex.  Jim is not going to be able to rock it out the way George is.  Trust me.

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    imageThisGirlInAustin:

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    mmmm...that would be fun!

    Yes, fun, indeed.  HOWEVER, I must remind you that this is Save the World Sex.  Jim is not going to be able to rock it out the way George is.  Trust me.

    Maybe Jim won't but John could! All the charming goofiness of Jim with the sex appeal of George. You take George (I just giggled 'cause it's true!) and I'll stick to John (also my FI's would-be nickname). Even if it doesn't save the world, it'll be worth my while.  

  • Oh good gawd, well if he's got a gun to my head, then:

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  • funny...the guy told me I had to have a threesome....

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  • Ugh.  Fine.  FWINE.  He does have very nice hair.  And, I really like that scarf.

    My George just rolls his eyes when GC comes up because I get all dreamy.  Siiiggghhhh.

  • OH and (yes, and ... I'm trying to save my life, here) since we have a time machine ... I'll take this guy 5 years from now.

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  • OOoohhhh, Zac.  Zac, Zac, Zac.  Come over here and let Mama make you some puddin'.

    You can have him in 5 years, I will take him today.  Thanks.

  • And as long as he has his shirt off, you can't forget about:

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  • imageMrsHoyt:

    OOoohhhh, Zac.  Zac, Zac, Zac.  Come over here and let Mama make you some puddin'.

    You can have him in 5 years, I will take him today.  Thanks.

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  • imageSaraLouiseBride08:

    And as long as he has his shirt off, you can't forget about:

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    Hello, handsome!  (swoon)  He's on my list. 

  • imagerssnlvr:

    Let's make this even more interesting and say your answer has to be in picture form.

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    Or... (Let's see if I can do this correctly) 

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  • Haha!  Guess I'm a slow poster. 

    BTW...this is my favorite post ever! Wink

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  • Ok, first rule of this game...Jim from The Office is not allowed.  He looks way too much and acts way too much like my little brother and it's creepy on way to many levels.

    Me, Tyson Beckford.

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  • New to my list, and giving sweaty Christian Bale a run for his money, is Matthew Bomer (from White Collar).  I bet he owns his own tuxedo.

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  • imageGuavaGal:

    New to my list, and giving sweaty Christian Bale a run for his money, is Matthew Bomer (from White Collar).  I bet he owns his own tuxedo.

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    Oooh good one! My Mom and my Aunt both Tivo'ed that show just to show him to me!

  • imageGuavaGal:

    New to my list, and giving sweaty Christian Bale a run for his money, is Matthew Bomer (from White Collar).  I bet he owns his own tuxedo.

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    I read that as Matthew Boner.

    Then I laughed very hard because I am a 12 year old boy.

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