It's been awhile since I've needed a FF post.
Merrill Lynch: (Back story - I switched over a custodial account that my parents opened for me as a baby into my name in December. I was given a new account # and assets were transferred from the old account to the new one. I didn't get a 1099 and was told I'm not getting one. I was also told the old account is closed. So, my dividends and interest from last year are in no man's land.)
So ML, can I have the IRS call you when they audit me for not reporting interest/dividends for my ML account for the first time in 28 year? Apparently switching over the custodial account my mother had for me to my name only was way too complicated for you. No, "Financial Advisor" on the phone, I don't know why I was given a new account number. I'm not the one who decides things like that. Please tell me how my sister, who owns lesser amounts of the same stocks as me, got a 1099 but I apparently am not getting one. It makes no sense!
My revenge is going to be transferring everything over to my Fidelity account. They had no problems moving that custodial account into my own name!
Ovaries: Please just release an egg already! EWCM and ovulation pain on CD16-19 really had me convinced it was happening......and then nothing. I've just had 2 days of tons of EWCM and more o pain. Please let my temp continue to rise!
Body: Remember the pre-BCP days? Regular 30ish day cycles? Well, I do. Get it together. Never in my life have I had a cycle that's going to last as long as this one is.