My latest EK theory

Butter Cookie

She watched too much 7th heaven, and now believes her live with Pastor Dan will be just. like. the show.

She's decided she'll be Annie, the crafty and caring mother and wife, and Dan will be Eric, the sensible, involved pastor with a heart of gold. Together they'll raise 4590890880 kids. Most theirs, some not, and fight the difficulties of life, arm in arm. 

baconsmom

But will she have an affair with the neighbor that results in a mixed-race child that no one ever mentions doesn't look like the rest of the brood?

WILL SHE?

Because speculating on Ruthie's parentage made that show so. awesome.

mrs.conn23

baconsmom:

Because speculating on Ruthie's parentage made that show so. awesome.

LMAO!  It did, didn't it?

TheDuckis

I think this theory applies to every quiverfull family out there. They all get this image of perfect little stairstep kids wearing matching outfits and walking in straight lines, and they think all they have to do is pop 'em out and the rest will happen on its own.

Butter Cookie

Of course not, Bmom. That child is just darker than all the other children because... um... Grandpa was 1/8 Cherokee!

awesome-sauce

TheDuckis:

I think this theory applies to every quiverfull family out there. They all get this image of perfect little stairstep kids wearing matching outfits and walking in straight lines, and they think all they have to do is pop 'em out and the rest will happen on its own.

EK is the new, craftier Michelle Duggar!