Did you know EK had another blog?

Heffalump

It looks dusty from disuse, but it's out there.

http://emilysbellybutton.blogspot.com/

Motherhood is sold as a hard job. If you read any of the baby and parenting magazines, you read of exhausted mothers who can't think straight. But, is it really that hard?

Not if you're too busy blogging to notice that one of your kids is comatose.

awesome-sauce

WFT did she name it her belly button. Oh right, because aren't we lucky she let us in.

awesome-sauce

Also, is that the BEST picture she has of herself? Flame away, but she's fug IMO.

baconsmom

Because she's "navel-gazing".

Butter Cookie

awesome-sauce:

Also, is that the BEST picture she has of herself? Flame away, but she's fug IMO.

The picture she chose makes her look like she has a mental defect. I mean, clearly she does, so I guess there's truth in advertising, but you know what I'm saying. 

TheDuckis

The pictures she's chosen of her entire family make them look like they have mental defects. Even her kids aren't cute IMO.

HookaPants

I've been reading a lot of blogs from unmarried young women about how to treat a husband. What? Unmarried women telling me how to do something they've never done?! Why would they think that they can pass on that wisdom. They can quote Scripture, but they cannot intelligently expound on it.

Funny, I wouldn't take child-rearing or cooking tips from her. Just because you aren't married, it doesn't mean you don't know how to treat another human being or haven't had a relationship. There are married women i wouldn't take advice from ever in life.

Heffalump

HookaPants:

I've been reading a lot of blogs from unmarried young women about how to treat a husband. What? Unmarried women telling me how to do something they've never done?! Why would they think that they can pass on that wisdom. They can quote Scripture, but they cannot intelligently expound on it.

Not like Dan can.  See also:  Star Trek v. Jesus.

nicoleg1982

I just want to grab her shoulders and shake her into a coma.  All of her boys would be better off.

awesome-sauce

Diaper wipes are not the debil.

BABY TOWELS ARE SO CUTE AWW! On the other hand, my nieces and nephews love getting out of the bath into a big, fluffy towel.

Some mothers work, so sure they are exhausted. Not all mothers are all the time, but some get tired. She obviously hasn't had a cholicy (spelling?) baby.

She gives cooking advice. ::Chuckle::

Must.stop.reading.

awesome-sauce

HookaPants:

I've been reading a lot of blogs from unmarried young women about how to treat a husband. What? Unmarried women telling me how to do something they've never done?! Why would they think that they can pass on that wisdom. They can quote Scripture, but they cannot intelligently expound on it.

Funny, I wouldn't take child-rearing or cooking tips from her. Just because you aren't married, it doesn't mean you don't know how to treat another human being or haven't had a relationship. There are married women i wouldn't take advice from ever in life.

I wanted to comment on that - well said.

HookaPants

"We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that's how I was raised."

Because of this statement, the Christian community rallied around Miss California. No one noticed that the answer was not well thought out or articulated. It was a "this is how was raised..." answer. No one cares how you were raised. We care if you know how to think and articulate yourself, which you proved that you don't.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha<me right now. They're going to escort me out of the building and take my badge.

awesome-sauce

TheDuckis:

The pictures she's chosen of her entire family make them look like they have mental defects. Even her kids aren't cute IMO.

That's it. The mental defect. Her eyes and teeth look all...crazy.

Also, take some of that blog money and buy a camera with more than 1.8mp for your family photos.

TheDuckis

HookaPants:

"We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that's how I was raised."

Because of this statement, the Christian community rallied around Miss California. No one noticed that the answer was not well thought out or articulated. It was a "this is how was raised..." answer. No one cares how you were raised. We care if you know how to think and articulate yourself, which you proved that you don't.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha<me right now. They're going to escort me out of the building and take my badge.

This takes delusional to a new level. Is this not what EVERYONE has been trying to tell her about Dan's blog? But no, Dan is very intelligent. We need to look past the "typos" to the "thoughts" he presents.