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Diet & Exercise Advice

Q & A from a really smart doctor!

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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true?  
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.  Want to live longer?  Take nap.  

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?  
A: You must grasp logistical efficiency.  What does cow eat?   Hay and corn.  And what are these?   Vegetables.  So steak is nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.  Need grain?  Eat chicken.  Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable)..  And pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily allowance of vegetable product. Ice Cream even better - everything Cow eats in one package!

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?  
A:  No, not at all.  Wine made from fruit.  Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way.  Beer also made of grain. All people who don't drink unhappy - happy people live longer so drink more. Bottom up!

 

Re: Diet & Exercise Advice

  • Q: What  are some of  the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?  
    A: Can't think of single one, sorry. More people killed running on street than lying on couch. My philosophy is: No pain...good!

     
    Q:  Aren't fried foods bad for you?  
    A:  YOU NOT LISTENING!  Food are fried these day in vegetable oil.  In fact, they permeated by it.  How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?  

    Q
    :  Will  sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?  
    A: Definitely not!  When you exercise muscle, it get bigger.  You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.  

    Q:  What about food additives?

     A: You want to complain about something for free? If it added - must be better - like fuel additive!

  • Q:  Is chocolate bad for me?  
    A:  Are you crazy?!?  HEL-LO-O!!  Cocoa bean!  Another vegetable!  It best feel-good food around!


    Q:  Is swimming good for your figure?  

    A:  If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..

    Q:  Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?  

    A:  Hey!  'Round' a shape!  

    Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

    And  remember:

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up,  totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a  ride!!" 
       
  • i guess no one thought this was as funny as i did
  • hehe...I like the whale comment.
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  • It's funny. It's been around for years, but I've never seen it all Engrished up before.
  • I didn't even see this until it got bumped back up :(

    I like his Q&A regarding alcohol consumption Devil

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  • It was kind of long, I just now read it, I like it.
  • YOU NOT LISTENING!

    Too funny!

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