Is this overkill?

TheDuckis

My fb status is a picture of Herbert. My aunt just commented that she'd like a picture of a baby much better.

Last week when I was home kids were all anyone could talk about. I didn't really think it would bother me, seeing as how Jesse and I do want kids. But it turns out in annoys the fvck out of me that everyone I know seems to have decided when I should procreate. 

So, do I ignore my aunts comment, or do I respond with "Jesse and I have decided we're not going to think about having children until people stop asking/telling us to have children."?

Butter Cookie

I snorted. It was hard not to comment and be all, "Wow, Lady. Way to get all up in Ducki's vajayjay"

Wonderw1fe

Your aunts? Hmm... I told my aunts this: "You didn't want to hear about me fvkcing when I was single, so don't ask me about it now that I'm married." But I have a pretty open relationship with my aunts; they're not much older than I am.

Cant_wait!

"That's great Aunt, because I hear senior citizens are having children all over the place right now. Good luck with your baby!"

**Stinky!**

We get this every year with our Toby-themed Xmas cards. I just say, "Toby IS our child, and you're hurting his feelings."

Paulo's Menina Bela

post a pic of a random baby and say, "here you go"

TheDuckis

That's my aunt for you. Within 6 months of dating H, she was asking when we were getting engaged. Mind you she met him all of 3 or 4 times while we were dating, so her only basis for judging whether or not he was a good person for me to marry was that I wasn't getting any younger.

Andplusalso, she got married at 36 and had her first kid at 38. You'd think she'd have had enough experience with this BS not to do it to other people. 

HookaPants

Tell her she's more than welcome to post a picture of a baby.

**Stinky!**

Paulo's Menina Bela:

post a pic of a random baby and say, "here you go"

Bonus points if you pick a picture of a baby that's totally fug.

Heffalump

TheDuckis:

Last week when I was home kids were all anyone could talk about. I didn't really think it would bother me, seeing as how Jesse and I do want kids. But it turns out in annoys the fvck out of me that everyone I know seems to have decided when I should procreate. 

Ugh.  This was everyone at FIL's 60th, SIL's wedding, and everything in between.  So fvkking annoying.

I do like your response. 

Cant_wait!

haha! love the response.

HookaPants

Paulo's Menina Bela:

post a pic of a random baby and say, "here you go"

Make sure the baby is of another race.