My classes were cancelled again today, but DH's office reopened so he went back to work. So I'm home chilling for the 8th day in a row, but happily I'm alone.
There was a derailment on the subway this morning. DH was already at work when it happened; no oone was hurt or killed. It happened by the station closest to his job. He called me a little while ago with much attitude about the whole thing. He whined about whatever delay the derailment caused him and then he said, "I hope this is cleared up by the time I leave." I suggested another station that's a whole 2 blocks away for him to take. He huffed and said that line had problems this morning. I rolled my eyes to myself and asked if he was leaving now. He mumbled "no" and I said, "Well, things should be ok by the time you leave."
This momofuku got all indignant with me! "Oh, I guess coming to get me isn't even an option, huh?" [heaving sighs and grunts] At first I thought he was kidding, but he kept saying it over and over! I asked him if he was seriously picking a fight with me 'cause I can't read his mind. Actually, I said, "WTF, are you on your period or something? If you wanted me to to come pick you up, just ask me. I can't read your damn mind. So are you leaving now or not??"
He got pissy back, talking about "Oh, nice, I'm just stuck out here and picking me up never entered your mind."
Srsly. I had to take a majorly deep breath, tell him that I wasn't doing this, and if he wants me to come get him, call me back and use his words like a big boy. *click*
I don't do fights just 'cause he's bored at work. I'm busy watching a Tool Academy marathon. He better quit messing with me or I'll submit him as a candidate for Season 4.
Re: What the fvkc, DH?
*snort*
Send MIL to go get him.
here's another, if you like.
*smh* WonderHusband is not living up to his name.
I think you can find an application here: http://toolacademycasting.com/