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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
WhAT.
H was just home for lunch, and told me a story a coworker told him about his kid.
The kid's 18mo, and they were playing last night, running around. As the kid was running away, a TURD popped out of his pants and landed on the floor.
It had worked itself out of his butt, diaper AND pants.
Me: Horrified.
So he cleaned it up and figured he'd just give the kid a bath.
He turns on the bath faucet and turns around and grabs the kid. The kid starts PISSING everywhere.
Me: Horrified x100.
Apparently every time you turn on a faucet, the kid starts peeing. It's like he's Pavlov's pissing dog.
We're having dinner with these people tomorrow night. I really hope we're not near the bar, bathroom or kitchen.
Re: WhAT.
No, no, no, no, no, no. NO!
Just no.
I also hope the kid's double-bagged. And I wonder if I should warn the wait staff. ("Psst! We've got a rogue pissah!")
hmo: We had turkey sandwiches to go with the story.
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Ha! I was just about to post a story about what Eva did yesterday. I was giving her a bath, she stood up to put a toy away in the toy basket, and I heard a little "plop." Sure enough, she pooped in the bathtub. I knew it was bound to happen at some point, but it still grossed me out.
I immediately pulled her out of the tub and wrapped in a towel. She proceeded to poop in the towel. Awesome! I run her into the bedroom and slap a diaper on the little snot so I can get the mess cleaned up before she makes more.
I had to keep reminding myself that picking up her poop was no more gross than picking up after a dog.
I still maintain 6let was the worst- he ate it.
I'm petrified of him pooping in the tub.
HAAAAAAAAAahahahahhaha!
We've had weeks where we've had to sterilize the tub 3 or 4 times. And we haven't had poop on the floor, but he has peed there. (YAY for hardwoods!)
He ate his poop once, but not on purpose. Poor baby had diarrhea in the crib in the night. We didn't find it until morning, and it had gotten everywhere, including on his hands, which of course had been in his mouth.
Diluted bleach is your friend.
When you're a psychotic mother of a teenaged son this will be an excellent story to pull out and scare off any potential hose beasts.