Stupid City Workers

Two*True

My neighbor was nice enough to plow my driveway this morning.  If he hadn't I'm sure I would still be there shoveling away at it.  Well I get out of my driveway and start heading down our street. 

Only one lane is cleared and I'm obviously on it. I say 'obviously' because some stupid city van starts driving towards me in the one lane and then sits there.  Ummm....okay....so I move over into the snow.  Well they don't go around me and now I'm stuck in the snow!  I'm just spinning my wheels and the dudes in the van are just staring at me.

So I get out out of my truck and use my window ice chipper thingy to move the snow away from my tires.  I'm still stuck.  I get out again and this time one of the guys gets out of the van and says "Don't you have four wheel drive?" No, dumba$$!! If I had four wheel drive I would have already plowed through the snow and past your dumb a$$!

The dude gets a shovel out of his van and starts clearing my tires.  Then the second guy comes out and says the same thing!  He looks over at me and sees my belly and says "Oh, no, you're pregnant!"

Yes, that's right, I'm pregnant and you just forced my truck into the snow.  Now shovel my a$$ out!  

When this happened less than 20 feet from my house I think I should have taken it as a sign to turn around and go back to bed 

Mrs.AngelaA

Dude, you have to play that "belly card" whenever you can!!  You can only play it for a few more weeks!!!

pmpkn219

I hate when people are stupid! Why did they sit in your lane?!

Days like this I'm grateful I walk to work. For the one whole patient who came today... ugh

Dar080808

I agree that they are dumb a$$es.  I hope you are ok.