J and I work for the same company (different departments), so we carpool most days. I've been trying to call him since 1:15 to leave for lunch (an hour ago).
At 1:30 he hadn't called me back, so I walked to his desk. He was nowhere to be found! I alread ate my snack (apple) at 10:30 so now I'm food-less and starving! I refuse to eat anything out of the vending machine.
Apparently he was asked to leave the building for something, because about 10 minutes ago, he called me from his cell phone. I answered with a nice, bright "Hi!" even though I was kind of irritated that he hadn't told me he was leaving (we always tell each other about that stuff). Without even a hello he just bursts out "I need so-and-so's cell phone number". Umm, what? He didn't even tell me where he was, or when he'd be back.
I was so mad, I read him the number and hung up without saying goodbye. I know it's passive-agressive, and I feel guilty about that... but not too much, because he knows how cranky I get when I'm hungry. FEED ME!

Re: Just a vent b/c I'm mad at MH
Oh I would so go get lunch with you if I were closer!!
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I vote you kick 'im in the fork.
LOL I am NOT a nice person when I don't get fed - so I feel your pain!
I would have been irritable too. No food + un-thinking husband (of course I'd have told mine he was inconsiderate) = very grouchy Amy.
I'm with Sarah - if we lived close to one another I'd have come picked you up and taken you to lunch!