I usually strip off my work clothes as soon as I walk through the door at night. 10 Hours in a restaurant leaves you smelling less than yummy. So most nights I will put the dog out in my undies. No biggie, I make sure the outside lights are off and we walk over to his run. Quick and simple. Well tonight the door closed behind me and lo and behold... it's locked! DAMMIT! DH was sound asleep, so I had to go under our (second floor) BR windows to try to wake him up. But--here's the rub-- I have to be quiet enough to not call the attention of my neighbors, who's houses are 20 and 25 feet away. So obviously, I woke him up (he laughed at me for ten minutes) but all I could think of was that I was going to have to knock on the neighbor's door and ask to use their phone....I guess I will be wearing a robe from now on!
My second
Yesterday I had my first true "exhausted mom" moment. After getting the kids up and dressed to make a quick early morning trip to Walmart, I was trying to decide on which shoes to wear. See where I'm going with this? Yeah, I ended up jumping into my car, driving to Walmart and walking around for ten minutes before realizing that on my left foot I had a beige ballet flat and on the right a sparkly blue flip flop....WOW...
Re: My confessions... hoping to lighten the mood of the posts...
OMG - I am laughing so hard! I have locked myself out of my house SO MANY times that we've needed to install a lock box, but never once have I been half naked! I can't imagine how freaked you were!
I've also done the mismatched shoes (and/or socks, inside-out shirt/shorts) thing. So embarassing, huh?
I'm posting because I TRIED to embed SexyBack, but was unable to get it to work, but I wanted you to know that the thought and effort was there.
You poor thing. I'm giving you the blue ribbon for 1st place in confessions this week. Congrats!!!
LMAO! Hahaha, thanks for the laugh!!