Yesterday -
The Husband: 'Where do you want me to set this?'
Me: 'Over by the garden is fine.'
The Husband: 'What are you talking about?'
Me: 'Just put it on the floor by the garden so we remember to take it with us.'
The Husband: ' We don't have a garden! I'm confused.'
Me: 'In the corner - the garden!'
He looks -
The Husband: 'Sweetie, that is not a garden.'
Me: 'Like hell it isn't! There are: flowers, a garden flag, and a garden gnome.. that makes it a garden.'
The Husband: 'Uh, not really.'
Me: 'I'm a gardener. Quiet you.'
Re: Nerd Garden