crazy craigslist posters

Oo KrisTy oO

Looking through apartment listings, I came across these gems:

"Living room is standard size with feed zone." What are we, cattle?!

"Living room has non-working fireplace." Wait to sell it!

"Dining room could be used as bedroom." Well, I suppose any room COULD... 

"Almost all of our staff lives in our communities, and each morning we are there as you embark on your day. We work hard to inspire you so you can inspire others." *Halloween theme music*

"Nicely furnished, no lease, like a hotel!" Because all the nicest hotels throw you in a creepy attic with paneling on the ceiling.

 

 

Rachel2315

This is exactly why I pph craigslist - always good for a giggle!  Someone was trying to sell me a "barely used" baby swing.  When I asked for pictures she relunctantly sent me pics of a baby swing covered in poop and/or vomit stains.  No lady, just no.

lovepat08

Rachel2315:

This is exactly why I pph craigslist - always good for a giggle!  Someone was trying to sell me a "barely used" baby swing.  When I asked for pictures she relunctantly sent me pics of a baby swing covered in poop and/or vomit stains.  No lady, just no.

 

Oh you have GOT to be kidding right?  Why yes, this seems like an excellent purchase, and I don't have to worry about my kiddo ruining it with his own bodily functions because it's already been done! LOL.

ilovedesi

I love craigslist because people really think they can sell anything and everything on it.  Maybe when it comes to renting/selling homes/condos/apartments they should get a proof reader before putting it out in the universe. 

veruca5839

Rachel2315:

This is exactly why I pph craigslist - always good for a giggle!  Someone was trying to sell me a "barely used" baby swing.  When I asked for pictures she relunctantly sent me pics of a baby swing covered in poop and/or vomit stains.  No lady, just no.

 

 

I rarely go on Craigslist.  I may have to check it out more now due to these highly entertaining finds LOL!

ariajean

The best part of craigslist is missed connections.  You could write a book about these lonely stalkers...er...romantics.

LorelaiOctoberBride

We've gotten 2 motorcycles from people on CL-very legit-or those two were...

I think I'm on there daily looking for furniture, etc... camping stuff! Glad I don't look much further! Yikes!

KatieTaylor77

I love Craiglist, especially in our area.  Its full of wackadoos!