Dear Co-Worker...

juangela

Dear Co-Worker (yes THAT co-worker),

You know that I'm pregnant because you are a nosy b!tch who just can't help herself. Now, please stop being a selfish b!tch on top of it. Your constant complaining stresses me out and increases my blood pressure. I don't give a sh!t if your sister is annoying you (you probably annoy her too), our co-worker is annoying you (you annoy him too), you are so distraught because you've never known anyone who has died before and now someone who works at our organization passed away (that you barely knew) and your life has changed drastically (and I listened to you the first day...but it has been two weeks of every day discussion of your distressedness).

Now, this morning I mentioned how my sense of smell is really strong and I'm very sensitive to smells. So why did you have to put your UBER smelly B&BW lotion on? Really? Because now I feel like I just jumped head first into the bottle and can't get out. And not only is it making me nauseated, it is giving me a terrible headache.

Could you please be a bit more considerate?

Thanks. 

Karen2905

Just puke on her.  You'll feel better in more ways than one, and she'll be sure to remember better next time.

KatieintheCity

Have you seen the Office where Pam is just a few weeks pregnant and all kinds of smells are making her sick? Dwight refuses to stop bringing in hard boiled eggs and eating them at his desk, so she just starts throwing up at her desk, into the trash can. Then everyone else starts throwing up watching her throw up... needless to say, it proved the point!

munkii

That was hilarious. You should totally pull a Pam.

Cipolla2Be

Pull a Pam! Pull a Pam!

juangela

This is the first time since my BFP I wished I could throw-up!